Virginia is for State-Mandated Rape

In keeping with the Republican Party’s agenda to dictate* what women can and cannot do with their bodies, GOP Governor and Misogynistic Pig Bob McDonnell (R-Teabagger) is poised to sign State-Mandated, Non-Consensual, Non-Medically Necessary Vaginal Probing into law.

For men who think this doesn’t concern them, this will give the Commonwealth of Virginia the right to do this to your wife, girlfriend, daughter, granddaughter, sister, niece — even your mother if she’s young enough:

In a vile and disgusting example of the misogynistic extremism that has taken over the Republican Party, Governor McDonnell is at the top of the short list to be chosen as the GOP Vice Presidential Candidate.

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In Other News on the GOP War on Women…

Republican Presidential Frontrunner Rick Santorum, a man who has forced his children to kiss and coddle a dead fetus, has publicly stated on more than one occasion that he believes that contraception poses a danger the U.S. and States should have the right to outlaw contraception.

That’s right, Ladies — criminal prosecution/jail-time for using Birth Control.

“One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. [Sex] is supposed to be within marriage.”

~ Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum
  October 18, 2011   video

Yesterday, Foster Friess, Santorum’s surrogate and campaign financier to the tune of $500,000, went on national TV to say this to NBC Correspondent Andrea Mitchell**:

“This contraceptive thing, my gosh, it’s so inexpensive. Back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”

~ Rick Santorum Campaign Financier Foster Friess
  February 16, 2012   video

In keeping with Republican Extreme Hypocrisy®, GOP Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum believes YOUR method of Birth Control should be to “keep your knees closed”, while the images above specify just exactly how wide you’ll have to spread your legs so that Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell can earn his conservative bona fides and appeal to the American Taliban (aka Christian Conservatives) enough to become the Republican Vice Presidential Candidate.

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* That’s dictate, as in The Republican Party wants to turn our Participatory Democracy into an Authoritarian Dictatorship.

** Yes, Andrea, these are the Republicans you are shilling for with your penchant for false-equivalency bullshit, in the name of “fair and balanced”.

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BOYCOTT VIRGINIA!

Virginia Contacts

Governor ‘s Office

Department of Travel & Tourism

Virginia Tourism Corporation

Virginia Hospitality and Travel Association

Virginia Beach Convention & Visitors Bureau

Corporations Headquartered in Virginia

full list

Capital One
Capitol Advantage
Crestline Hotels & Resorts
Dollar Tree
Gannett Company (USA Today)
Hilton Hotels Corporation
Mars, Incorporated
Medeco
Mobil
Nextel Communications
Plow and Hearth
Politico (as if the we needed another reason to boycott that GOP Propaganda Rag)
Rosetta Stone
Roy Rogers Restaurants
Rubbermaid Commercial Products
Smithfield Foods
Stanley
Sunrise Senior Living
Trailways Transportation System
Verizon Business
Verizon Long Distance
Volkswagen Group of America
What-A-Burger
Williamsburg Pottery Factory
Williamsburg Soap and Candle Factory
XO Communications

Reason #8,546 Why Christianity is the Root of All Evil

Anders Behring Breivik.
 Conservative Christian Fundmentalist.
Right-Wing Extremist.
White Supremicist.
Gun Enthusiast.
Hates Socialism.

Opened fire on children on a holiday island in Norway.
Death toll 80 and counting.

Republican Presidential Candidate Michele Bachmann shares the same beliefs as this man.
Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum shares the same beliefs as this man.
Texas Governor and likely Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry shares the same beliefs as this man.
Republican Grifter Sarah Palin shares the same beliefs as this man.

Jesus hates the little children, all the children of the world.

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Mr. Boehner: Where are the Jobs?

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The Republican Party Platform for 2012 in One Tidy PDF

Among the contestants in the new reality TV show, Who’s the Biggest Republikan Klown?, only Michelle “Batshit” Bachmann and Rick “Frothy Mix” Santorum have publicly embraced this policy. The Producers expect the remaining contestants to do so imminently, or risk the possibility of being eliminated in the episode entitled “The Iowa Caucus Dumb Fucking Hick Popularity Contest”.

Full Text of The Republican Platform for 2012 (PDF) >>

Short Version:

In Republican ‘merka, freedom applies only to white, male, Fundamentalist Christians and/or Fortune 500 Corporations to whom The Bush Supreme Court® has granted human status.

All others will be denied personhood, and will be allowed to exist merely to pay the taxes required to maintain the Socialist Infrastructure on which Virulently Anti-Socialist Republicans depend (roads, bridges, tunnels, military to invade sovereign countries so as to confiscate their oil, police and fire protection for their walled estates, trash removal, snow removal, food tasting, etc.)

By ‘all others’ we mean the below-listed groups, at whom it is the Republican-Jesus-Given right to spew vile hate speech, 24/7, via the GOP Ministry of Propaganda (FOXNews).

The Bill of Rights will no longer apply to the following groups:

Women	Sane Christians
Children	Jews
African-Americans	Muslims
Latinos	Buddhists
Asians	Hindus
Gays	Sikhs
Lesbians	Wiccans
Bisexuals	Agnostics
Transgenders	atheists

In conclusion, we Republicans think “if you want a country ruled by religion, move to Iran” is bullshit, and we will instead impose our Ludicrous Brand of Theocracy on all ‘merkuns who do not conform.

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Mr. Boehner: Where are the Jobs?

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